Aajkal sabhi ko cricket ka bhukhar hai
To aapni team do bhi ad ka bhut sawar hai
Har dusre ad mein koi aapna bat ghumata hua nazar aata hai
Cricket to aata nahin, ad karne chala jaata hai
Sachin ke haatha mein to hamesha pepsi ki bottle rehti hai
Jiske liye saari team ke muh me laar behti hai
Mujhe to lagta hai, mujhe to lagta hai
Ki sachin ka baccha jab iss duniya mein aayega,
Pehle to aadhi bottle pepsi pi jaayega
Aur pinee ke baad machayega shor,
Mummy mummy yeh dil maange mor
Par bhai theek hai ke yeh dil maange mor,
Par yeh cricket hai, aur yeh cricet maange score,
Kaash kuud dar bottle pakadne ki kala ,
Cricket mein kaam aajati,
To
Ganguly ka balla aajkal bajta ho ya na bajta ho
Par uske ghar mein tata indicom jaruur bajta hai
Aur jab bhi who thak jaaye aur ho jaaye niraash
Haazir ho jaata hai zhandu ka kesri chavan prash
Dravid to aajkar cricket se bahut duur hai
Aur jaamy ke naam se mashahur hain
Yuvraj paanch gend khel ke out ho jaata hai,
Par fashion ke dunia mein inko bahut jaana jaata hai
Irfan pathan ke dimag mein bowling ke aalaawa sabkuch jaa raha hai
Aajkal who hero cycle chala raha hai,
Aur mujhe lagta hai , thodi hi dino mein amul waale aayenge
Aur dhoni to ad ke liye lejaayenge,
Aap soch rahe honge ki har koi kisi na kisi ad mein laga hua hai,
Phir harbhajan singh kyon bacha hua hai,
Harbhajan bhi kisi din aapni kismet aazmaayenge
Shayad kisi shampoo ke ad mein uske lambe baal kaam aajaayenge
Shaayad ek din aisa bhi aayega
Tendulkar chaap bidi piyega koi,
Koi jadeja sabun se nahayega
Koi azhar chai pi kar aapni susti bhagayega
To koi jooton par kambli polish lagayega,
Samajh mein nahi aata yaar , yeh cricket hai ya bazaar
Khiladiyon ke liye zamin se pepsi to nikal aati hai,
Par ek coach ke liye tarikh pe tarikh nikal jaati hai
Chahe labelon se saara sharer dhak jaaye
Par kahin criket ki aatma na dhak jaaye
Darta hun kahin yeh kisi cold drink ke bottle mein na doob jaaye
Ya kisi fridge mein na band ho jaaye
Ya kahin kisi car ke niche na kuchala jaaye
Ab bhi, Haan ab bhi
Over ki aakhri ball se pehle tv mein ad shuru ho jaati hai
Aur shayad hume cricket se aur dur lejaati hai
Aur shayad hume cricket se aur dur le jaati hai…
Mithelesh Baria.